I particularly find this topic most amusing...whether its based on experience or stories from others, really can't tell. This is a fact, how well you understand the dynamic of office politics determines whether it is gonna be a "fun place" or "war zone" for you (except your village people are on your matter tho :p). There are various categories of
The "Genius", these are the acclaimed professors on a janitorial job, don't make the mistake of asking for help from these crew because that will be your job for the whole day! they seem to know all the permutations and combinations of carrying out your individual functions while remaining on the same pay grade for decades! (these folks I always reserve panadol for).
The "Whiners", typically the long serving employees who are so disgruntled they wear it like an outfit. They know the organization better than the CEO! walking around with a frown all day, complaining to whoever cares to listen but never leave anyways! (these folks I keep in my prayers).
The "Snitches", they are usually a far (x10) distant relative of the boss or just a mindless busybody, whichever way you always have to refrain yourself from giving them a beatdown! These "monitoring spirits" will snitch on what you don't even remember doing while all day long they are actually busy...doing nothing! (these folks teach you patience...Hehehe).
Last but not the least, the "Lazy flirts". Usually the cute or seductive ones...they never want to lift a finger to do their job. Instead they prey on their "victims" to do all their bidding and pride themselves in doing so. You know all those folks that can speak all the english in the world but can't write a single sentence of? Good...those very ones! (these folks I wonder if they will make heaven ;(.
This is a public announcement o, if you fall into any of the above categories, kindly change ya ways or better still "jejely" become an enterpreneur and give those that deserve it the chance to work *rme*. For those pondering what group "yours truly" falls under? Think no further, am the one who writes about you! *tongue out*. Till our next episode folks, stay awesome.
